Are you a 'Rogue One' person? Do you want to see how pieces fit together? Are you interested in the political and military precedents and consequences that go into wholly fictional worlds?


If so, join the LHFTE AC! The 'Let's Hide From The Empire Archeological Corps' is taking applications for our trip to investigate the relics of the Massassi. We're looking for hearty folk who will kidnap their own fathers, with murderous droids in tow. Very few spots remain, so please file your application, in person, as soon as possible.


Dr. Aphra features laugh out loud moments from both murder-bots. Dr. Aphra features the fate of her mother. Dr. Aphra features biblical interpretation presented as jedi semantics. Dr. Aphra may cause dizziness, headache, and dry mouth. If you experience any of these symptoms, discontinue Dr. Aphra immediately. (More for the rest of us.)